March 2012
i just want to critique humanity with you all day long
Don’t we do that?
See you Monday.
..................this must be the saddest thing I have ever come across in the history of my Tumblr perusal. What the hell is wrong with you people?! 73,000 reblogs? Seriously?! How does this happen? Are you all just lazy degenerates or what
- expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
- reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
I hate how everyone seems to want to be friends with MY bestfriend.
Like what the hell? I don’t get it. The majority of the people I’m friends with at school know who she is because they all have to add her and hit her up. And then they end up being friends and stop talking to me like before. Find your own friends, my nigga
lol I read this aloud to my Mother and we both laughed. Degrassi High 101
“If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t.”
—Chuck Palahniuk
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Is pizza a vegetable?
- Government: Yes.
I'm so happy and that scares me
yes, for sadness is the shadow of happiness
Why are you resigning from Burrito Boyz? Don't you love it there?
Coincidentally, tonight was my last night..just returned home from an 11 hour overnight shift. I’ll be working there once a week from now on but I had to leave, it was holding me back from so many opportunities in life that I’ll now be able to consider
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